Friday, June 25, 2010

Marriage

"Are you married?"

I hesitated for a minute, not sure how much personal information I wanted to share with the stranger on the other end of the line. Then I answered, "No, sir, I am not."

"Do you want to marry my son, Mark? He's a New York banker. And he looks like me, so you know he's handsome."

"Well, thank you for the tip."

"My other son, Chris, isn't married either. But you'd better take Mark - he's richer."

"Thank you, I will take that under advisement."

1 comment:

  1. Hey did you get Mark's number? If you don't want him I would be happy to give it a go!

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