"Honey, no! I'm trying to kill myself!"
She then laughed wildly and hung up.
Friday, October 15, 2010
who needs health?
Monday, October 11, 2010
Cancellation
Me - "It is standard practice to tell a company when you no longer want their services."
Mr. C - "No, it isn't. Don't give me that. That's ridiculous."
Me - "Sir, there is no way for us to know that you no longer want service unless you tell us."
Mr. C - "I need to speak to your manager about this."
Saturday, October 2, 2010
I'm too easily amused.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
It's not all bad - a contrast
Thank you for showing me that not everyone is full of anger. It wasn't a lot of gas, but you could have gone back inside for your change rather than passing the pump across to me. I appreciate your kindness and thoughtfulness.
Love, the poor girl at the gas pump
not helping
You were right. It was not a pleasure speaking to you. It was completely dreadful. Not, as you might have hoped, because I was filled with guilt and shame over the way in which you thought you had been treated. Rather, I was appalled at the ignorance that you displayed. In the future, please don't call me if you don't actually want to pause briefly and listen to what I have to say.
If you would like to speak with someone in customer service, you are welcome at any time. If you would like to yell abuse, please buy a turtle. You can yell to your heart's content without hurting anyone else.
With love,
your friendly customer service representative (we really would like to help you)
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Why I hate my job
"Mr. F, I can cancel this account for you today, since I don't see it was cancelled before."
"I called in February and cancelled it, emphatically!"
"Sir, this account hadn't even been opened yet in February. You didn't purchase your phone until April."
The conversation went downhill from there.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Water Damage
Electronic equipment is very sensitive to liquid damage and should not be exposed to it. Unfortunately, one customer dropped their device in a toilet. Knowing that his device would not work when wet, he attempted to dry it out. In the microwave.
Sparks and smoke ensued. Fortunately, there was not a full-fledged fire, but there was no saving his device and little hope for the microwave.